Madi, Brisbane, 17, single forever. Idk man, I just like food and tea.




do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

828,246 people who’s momma taught them right


do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone)



One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ